Report: High Street So Very Far Away

LOOSE- A recent study conducted by some third-year students in Loose has shown that High Street is very very far away. The study was conducted to determine whether or not it was worth it to hit up that party on High Street.

“We ran many tests as well as a cost benefit analysis to see whether it was worth it to trek over to High Street. In the end, we concluded that we could each maximize our own personal utility by staying here and watching Bad Boys 2,” Jesse Pitzer, the third-year leading the study, concluded.

Researchers have backed up the third-years' findings. Estimates are that the third-years' saved themselves a one thousand foot round trip walk on a fifty degree night with no clouds in the sky. Most of the walk was even covered by a loggia.

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