Male Student Does Great Job All Week Pretending To Be Offended By Disco T-Shirt

JRC- Using what he publicly rejects as “needless, thoughtless sexist language,” second-year student George Burton has excelled this week at convincing female students he is offended by the Disco t-shirt that features the sexually evocative phrase “Saturday Night Beaver,” when in fact the two-faced, manipulative Poli Sci major could care less about the shirt.

“I'm just outraged,” said Burton, who by all accounts is not actually outraged and only feigning interest in the t-shirt in order to score points with girls to hook up with at Harris. “It's such an obvious joke, and it sets us all back,” he added, presumably not talking about his immense douchebag-self, considering his pathetic attempt to benefit from the joke and hence not be set back at all.

As of press time, Burton is still a lying sack of shit that deserves to be punched in the face.

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